By Jessica Kramer, Crisis Magazine, March 21, 2023
Jessica Kramer hails from Cleveland, Ohio and is a freelance Video Host with MRCTV and writer currently living in the greater Washington, D.C. area. She is a graduate of Liberty University (former Protestant, Catholic convert). …

There’s a Seinfeld episode where Elaine asks George to bring her back a big salad. George’s girlfriend somehow ends up holding the big salad and hands it to Elaine, and Elaine thanks her for it. This, of course, upsets George because he bought it and her handing it to Elaine gave the wrong impression; it made it look like she bought it. He complains to Jerry, “She just took credit for my salad.”
We’re all Costanza right now with the bizarre new trend of surrogacy photos coming out. Whether it’s Paris Hilton or two gay men sitting shirtless on a hospital bed—they’re taking credit for the metaphorical salad. …