By Mark Rose, Rorate Caeli - The following op-ed, by guest writer Mark Rose, is in the style of Paul Harveyās āIf I were the Devil.ā... If I were the Bishopāif I were the successor to the Apostles, charged with the care of souls in the United StatesāIād want to make the Church irrelevant. I wouldnāt do it with persecution; that only makes the faithful stronger. Iād do it with āmodernization.ā... Iād begin by whispering that the old ways are dead. Iād convince you that we need to āupdateā the Church, not to convert the world, but to be liked by it. I would invoke the āSpirit of Vatican IIā to dismantle the structures that held the faith together for centuries, taking into account the data showing that the Councilās implementation triggered a worldwide collapse in Mass attendance. ...