By Regis Martin, Crisis Magazine - Imagine you had been one of the five thousand fervid delegates at last week’s DNC. ... suddenly you realize you’ve got a whole hour to kill between speeches. So, what do you do?...So, where do you go? Well, there is one option close at hand and perfectly suited to meet the needs of not a few of your fellow delegates. Thanks to the good people at Planned Parenthood, there’s a mobile health van parked nearby offering free vasectomies and abortions, along with a hotdog or two (also free) just for showing up. Who can resist?